Tag: funny
member name: C A.
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March 13, 2008 12:53 PM EDT --
Don't say you weren't warned......
There I was, on my way to work....getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind...wasn't even on the horizon.....and then......
I rear-ended . . . more
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March 31, 2008 09:01 AM EDT --
Just like every other mother, I could write a book on humorous anecdotes from my childrens' childhood days.
Threats of never seeing my grandchildren again prevent me from sharing the really . . . more
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May 09, 2008 02:48 PM EDT --
Listen up and pay attention.
I'm posting the "Man Rules".
If you violate any one of these, or God-forbid a combination of them, you stand a very good chance of having your man-card . . . more
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July 18, 2008 10:59 AM EDT --
It's Time for Some Campaignin'!
I don't care what your political affiliation is, that is some hilarious stuff!
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July 01, 2008 10:50 AM EDT --
And here's just one reason why:
Dennis v. Harry
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August 28, 2007 11:08 AM EDT --
To get the full effect, read aloud:
Tendjewberrymud...
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...
Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" . . . more
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October 10, 2007 08:23 AM EDT --
These are answers actually given on tests! These kids get an "A" for creativity in my book!
*Question: What is one horsepower? Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to . . . more
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October 11, 2007 08:48 AM EDT --
Every bit as hilarious as part one!
*Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
*Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes . . . more
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October 18, 2007 01:53 PM EDT --
If you have ever worked in an office environment, you have been subject to one (or more) of those insipid..er...inspiring "motivational" posters.
You know the ones I'm talking about. . . . more
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August 08, 2008 03:18 PM EDT --
So, some of you know Bugsy the Insane from my first article about him. And, no I didn't include a link because then I have to go open another browser and then find it...and frankly you peeps . . . more
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October 03, 2008 02:03 PM EDT --
We have several grandchildren, and the oldest is a girl. She's three-and-a-half, and as cute as can be.
She has an eleven-month-old brother whom she doesn't like a whole lot, but that's . . . more
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August 08, 2007 08:56 AM EDT --
Hope this one makes you laugh as hard as it did me.......
TRIP TO WAL-MART
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house.
Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living . . . more
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September 20, 2007 01:18 PM EDT --
....say the darndest things!!
OMG...laughed myself silly over these, particularly the one about poor Socrates' untimely demise.....
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in . . . more
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November 28, 2007 02:20 PM EST --
We had to buy a new car...three payments shy of paying off the old car.
Why? Because a drunk drove through my yard one night, last July, and took out my Blazer. She also took out a couple . . . more
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May 07, 2008 02:00 PM EDT --
I'm a mom, and as a mom I know that all the Hallmark cards, sappy commercials and gloopy sentiments on Mother's Day are meant for one thing.
They're to make us forget the other 364 days . . . more
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August 20, 2008 08:59 AM EDT --
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and . . . more
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August 28, 2008 08:17 AM EDT --
From an e-mail.....
NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling . . . more
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August 23, 2007 02:48 PM EDT --
If you have kids, your neighbor has kids, or you've ever seen a kid, you need to go here and read about an adventure in grocery shopping.
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September 24, 2007 09:50 AM EDT --
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is for recorders to operate at all times in courts of law.
* Lawyer: "Was that . . . more
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November 29, 2007 12:37 PM EST --
Car shopping can be exhausting, frustrating, intimidating, and annoying.
Rarely is it weird. Especially when one limits oneself to shopping at dealerships. . . . more
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