Tag: funny
member name: C A.
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November 18, 2009 08:48 AM EST --
"U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"
"Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"
"Interrogators can't water-board dead guys" "
"U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah" . . .
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December 22, 2009 01:48 PM EST --
Some days I just need to laugh to the point of nearly peeing my pants.
If you have those days, go here and enjoy .
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March 13, 2008 12:53 PM EDT --
Don't say you weren't warned......
There I was, on my way to work....getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind...wasn't even on the horizon.....and then......
I rear-ended . . .
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April 07, 2009 02:25 PM EDT --
......isn't necessarily the same as getting what you wanted......
Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:
Walmart Employee: 'Hello . . .
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April 30, 2009 08:26 AM EDT --
Because, you know someone's bound to try this.......
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June 01, 2007 08:08 AM EDT --
Hospital Bloopers - Part Two...
These were actual hospital patient reports...enjoy!
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant . . .
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August 08, 2007 08:56 AM EDT --
Hope this one makes you laugh as hard as it did me.......
TRIP TO WAL-MART
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house.
Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living . . .
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August 28, 2007 11:08 AM EDT --
To get the full effect, read aloud:
Tendjewberrymud...
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...
Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" . . .
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September 20, 2007 01:18 PM EDT --
....say the darndest things!!
OMG...laughed myself silly over these, particularly the one about poor Socrates' untimely demise.....
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in . . .
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October 10, 2007 08:23 AM EDT --
These are answers actually given on tests! These kids get an "A" for creativity in my book!
*Question: What is one horsepower? Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to . . .
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October 11, 2007 08:48 AM EDT --
Every bit as hilarious as part one!
*Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
*Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes . . .
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October 18, 2007 01:53 PM EDT --
If you have ever worked in an office environment, you have been subject to one (or more) of those insipid..er...inspiring "motivational" posters.
You know the ones I'm talking about. . . .
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March 31, 2008 09:01 AM EDT --
Just like every other mother, I could write a book on humorous anecdotes from my childrens' childhood days.
Threats of never seeing my grandchildren again prevent me from sharing the really . . .
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May 07, 2008 02:00 PM EDT --
I'm a mom, and as a mom I know that all the Hallmark cards, sappy commercials and gloopy sentiments on Mother's Day are meant for one thing.
They're to make us forget the other 364 days . . .
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May 09, 2008 02:48 PM EDT --
Listen up and pay attention.
I'm posting the "Man Rules".
If you violate any one of these, or God-forbid a combination of them, you stand a very good chance of having your man-card . . .
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July 18, 2008 10:59 AM EDT --
It's Time for Some Campaignin'!
I don't care what your political affiliation is, that is some hilarious stuff!
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August 08, 2008 03:18 PM EDT --
So, some of you know Bugsy the Insane from my first article about him. And, no I didn't include a link because then I have to go open another browser and then find it...and frankly you peeps . . .
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August 20, 2008 08:59 AM EDT --
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and . . .
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August 28, 2008 08:17 AM EDT --
From an e-mail.....
NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling . . .
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October 03, 2008 02:03 PM EDT --
We have several grandchildren, and the oldest is a girl. She's three-and-a-half, and as cute as can be.
She has an eleven-month-old brother whom she doesn't like a whole lot, but that's . . .
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