Tag: kids
member name: C A.
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March 31, 2008 09:01 AM EDT --
Just like every other mother, I could write a book on humorous anecdotes from my childrens' childhood days.
Threats of never seeing my grandchildren again prevent me from sharing the really . . . more
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October 10, 2007 08:23 AM EDT --
These are answers actually given on tests! These kids get an "A" for creativity in my book!
*Question: What is one horsepower? Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to . . . more
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October 11, 2007 08:48 AM EDT --
Every bit as hilarious as part one!
*Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
*Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes . . . more
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October 03, 2008 02:03 PM EDT --
We have several grandchildren, and the oldest is a girl. She's three-and-a-half, and as cute as can be.
She has an eleven-month-old brother whom she doesn't like a whole lot, but that's . . . more
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May 07, 2008 02:00 PM EDT --
I'm a mom, and as a mom I know that all the Hallmark cards, sappy commercials and gloopy sentiments on Mother's Day are meant for one thing.
They're to make us forget the other 364 days . . . more
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August 28, 2008 08:17 AM EDT --
From an e-mail.....
NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling . . . more
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August 23, 2007 02:48 PM EDT --
If you have kids, your neighbor has kids, or you've ever seen a kid, you need to go here and read about an adventure in grocery shopping.
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February 11, 2008 09:47 AM EST --
If Adam Walsh's death had any purpose, it was to turn his father into an absolutely relentless pursuer of sexual predators - particularly those that prey on children.
With the advent of the Internet, . . . more
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November 02, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
A comment thread, on another of my articles, prompted a fact-finding mission on my part.
It appears that our tax money is going not only to fund the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, . . . more
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October 22, 2007 10:29 AM EDT --
This has circulated for some time, but is still one of my favorites:
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom full of students while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each . . . more
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May 22, 2007 12:09 PM EDT --
Final Exams -- From Children...
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe . . . more
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October 22, 2007 10:31 AM EDT --
Sent to me in an e-mail...and just so you know, I'm a Cardinals fan.
Red Sox Nation...
Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common, when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. . . . more
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July 24, 2007 03:03 PM EDT --
I can't add anything to this creation by 15-yr. old Lizzie Palmer.......
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October 18, 2007 11:02 AM EDT --
Spade High School's last graduating class, all five of them, walked the aisle to receive their diplomas in 2006.
The class, however, had one honorary members - Sherman Jones.
Mr. Jones attended Spade . . . more
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April 24, 2008 09:30 AM EDT --
We called her Josie, and she was a little ray of sunshine.
In 2005, the Lord called her home. She was just shy of her 6th year.
Whenever I think of how bad I've got it, I just look at . . . more
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June 13, 2007 01:06 PM EDT --
"Mother kills babies, Father kills children," the headlines scream at us. Alarmingly, it seems, this is happening on a regular basis any more.
I scratch my head and try to recall incidents, . . . more
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June 13, 2007 01:17 PM EDT --
This actually happened in 2003.
It was truly sad that a house burned in our neighborhood on the 4th of July. Thankfully, it was not a worse tragedy, as all the family was safe and sound.
This turn . . . more
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April 09, 2008 12:05 PM EDT --
As I was driving home yesterday a little girl called the radio station I happened to be listening to.
I missed the very beginning of her conversation with the DJ, but she couldn't have been over . . . more
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September 24, 2007 09:53 AM EDT --
9. Queen Elizabeth was the Virgin Queen. As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted hurrah.
10. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg . . . more
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August 06, 2008 09:46 AM EDT --
A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together . . . more
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