Tag: kids
member name: C A.
|
October 10, 2007 08:23 AM EDT --
These are answers actually given on tests! These kids get an "A" for creativity in my book!
*Question: What is one horsepower? Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to . . .
more
|
|
October 11, 2007 08:48 AM EDT --
Every bit as hilarious as part one!
*Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
*Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes . . .
more
|
|
March 31, 2008 09:01 AM EDT --
Just like every other mother, I could write a book on humorous anecdotes from my childrens' childhood days.
Threats of never seeing my grandchildren again prevent me from sharing the really . . .
more
|
|
May 07, 2008 02:00 PM EDT --
I'm a mom, and as a mom I know that all the Hallmark cards, sappy commercials and gloopy sentiments on Mother's Day are meant for one thing.
They're to make us forget the other 364 days . . .
more
|
|
August 28, 2008 08:17 AM EDT --
From an e-mail.....
NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling . . .
more
|
|
October 03, 2008 02:03 PM EDT --
We have several grandchildren, and the oldest is a girl. She's three-and-a-half, and as cute as can be.
She has an eleven-month-old brother whom she doesn't like a whole lot, but that's . . .
more
|
|
November 18, 2008 03:04 PM EST --
One of my grandsons is making the difficult transition from bland baby food to "grown-up" food.
The problem is he's just as picky about the grown-up food as he was about the baby food. . . .
more
|
|
November 20, 2008 08:12 AM EST --
It was disheartening, even while it was personally validating, to hear that college students scored 49%, on average, when administered a basic civics test.
Sigh......
49%.......
That's an . . .
more
|
|
January 08, 2009 10:08 AM EST --
Yesterday my oldest daughter took her two kids (girl-3, and boy-1) to the mall. They were shopping for their daddy's upcoming birthday.
As she describes it, every time they go somewhere it's . . .
more
|
|
January 15, 2009 01:44 PM EST --
......disturbing and true........
"By 1996, 70 percent of inmates in state juvenile detention centers serving long-term sentences were raised by single mothers. Seventy percent of teenage births, . . .
more
|
|
January 23, 2009 10:45 AM EST --
(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have . . .
more
|
|
January 23, 2009 03:42 PM EST --
My oldest daughter is a hairdresser. She works minimal hours and makes incredible amounts of money.
She's a mother of two, so her limited work schedule means she can be a stay-at-home mommy . . .
more
|
|
January 15, 2009 11:26 AM EST --
..........all of this has happened.........
1. Driving home yesterday, following along with the flow of traffic, I notice a bright yellow Mustang coming up behind me. Dude was haulin' azz....I . . .
more
|
|
August 23, 2007 02:48 PM EDT --
If you have kids, your neighbor has kids, or you've ever seen a kid, you need to go here and read about an adventure in grocery shopping.
more
|
|
February 11, 2008 09:47 AM EST --
If Adam Walsh's death had any purpose, it was to turn his father into an absolutely relentless pursuer of sexual predators - particularly those that prey on children.
With the advent of the Internet, . . .
more
|
|
November 02, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
A comment thread, on another of my articles, prompted a fact-finding mission on my part.
It appears that our tax money is going not only to fund the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, . . .
more
|
|
October 22, 2007 10:29 AM EDT --
This has circulated for some time, but is still one of my favorites:
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom full of students while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each . . .
more
|
|
October 22, 2007 10:31 AM EDT --
Sent to me in an e-mail...and just so you know, I'm a Cardinals fan.
Red Sox Nation...
Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common, when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. . . .
more
|
|
February 20, 2009 08:51 AM EST --
There are moments in life, moments in time, that we should stop and take notice of.
A little basketball game, between two high schools , was one of those moments.
The lessons learned, from this . . .
more
|
|
May 22, 2007 12:09 PM EDT --
Final Exams -- From Children...
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe . . .
more
|
|
|
|
